Dreamcasting #GodsofEgypt

I'm only dreamcasting the gods listed on IMDB; I didn't bother with the mortals because I skimmed the synopsis of the story, and like the rest of this piece of shit, it's bullshit.

Moving on, then....


Joseph Marcell as Ra.  No one threw shade like Geoffrey.  If anyone is to be the all-seeing, all-knowing Ra, it might as well be Joseph Marcell.


Leonard Roberts as Anubis.  Not only would he bring the gravitas necessary to portray Anubis, but that voice of his alone would definitely spell judgment.


Sékouba Doucouré as Thoth. Doucouré has those calm, quiet good looks which would be perfect for a god of wisdom.


Lee Thompson Young as Horus.  Had he lived, he would've been perfect as the avenging son of Osiris.  *pours a sip*  RIP, man.


Lupita N'yongo as Hathor.  Do I even need to explain this one???


Laz Alonso as Set.  Oh...hell...yes.

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  1. I'd become a true follower of Set... especially if all he was wearing was a loincloth and headdress....

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    1. ...Can I get an amen????

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    2. TheSecretNinja200112/6/15, 8:18 PM

      AMEN AMEN!!!!!!

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  2. Its been a while since I seen Jeffrey on anything. I still think about those days when he was on The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. Quite a funny guy.

    If this was the real deal, I would support it to the fullest. I can also imagine how many women will have their eyes glued to their TV's looking at all of that chocolate. I know I would.

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    1. For real. And if Osiris was written into the story, I'd dreamcast him as Idris Elba.

      It would break the box office.

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