9.21.2012

Field Day on the Blogosphere

You're damn right it's election season and the Bar can't deny it any longer.  Bloggers are having a field day with Mitt Romney and it's too funny to let it go.  There are way too many Ankhesenology moments to simply let pass.

Up first is the infamous Mack Lyons of Different Day, Same Shit:
Lady Anne Romney, also known to adoring peasants as "Anne of the Greenest Gables" for her impeccable co-owned dressage stable, implores the simple, ungrateful and unwashed peasants to stop bothering her husband, the Most Noble Willard Milton Romney of the Massachusetts Commonwealth, aspirant to the position of Chief Administrator of the American Republic:

“Stop it. *sniff* This is hard. You want to try it? Get in the ring,” she said, while being fanned by several underpaid servants. “This is hard and, you know, it’s an important thing that we’re doing right now and it’s an important election and it is time for all you worthless peasants to realize how significant this election is and how lucky you people are to have someone with Mitt’s qualifications and experience and know-how to be able to have the opportunity to rule you all. *sniff* ”

Immediately afterwards, Lady Anne withdrew to her quarters, upon where she broke down and expired upon a plush 18th century fainting sofa.

Servants of House Romney are concerned how vexing these circumstances have made their fair lady and request that all subjects abide by her wishes as she recovers from this troubling ordeal.

Sir Willard expects to do battle with the treacherous Marxist Usurper, Baraq Hussein Superallah Obama al-Kenya, at some point as the date draws nearer for peasants to pretend their vote counts by dropping pebbles into a class jar.
And a field day wouldn't be complete without commentary from Field Negro himself:
I love it. The world has become smaller and everything has become more transparent. This means that if you are a public figure you have to be more careful. When Mitt was hobnobbing with his big money friends in the home of one of the owners of my hometown Sixers, he never expected that it was possible that one of the servants --who, to him, might as well have been a piece of the furniture in the room-- might be taping his every word and movement from a cell phone.
And I'm out.

*bows*

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    1. Too rich, indeed. I stop breathing every time I get to "Baraq Hussein Superallah Obama al-Kenya".

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  2. Lol.. It was was my first time visiting DDSS.Not only did I laugh at the title of his blog,but I laughed at his nostalgic summary about Mittens and his wife. Humorous as his blog is, he is telling the absolute truth about them

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  3. Annie probably thinks this was said "inelegantly".

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