Open Thread: The RNC

I had so many other things I wanted to scribble about, but you know how it is when ish happens that you just can't avoid.

Like the Republic National Convention.

There have been a lot stories coming out on the RNC - pick whichever one you want to chat about - but first and foremost, I need to say a few words about Ann Romney because her condescending speech to the overwhelmingly white little people was something to behold.


*clears throat*

Annie, sweetie, you are not the typical mom and housewife.  Not even close.  You are an airbrushed, botoxed Stepford wife who drives a couple of Cadillacs.  Don't bother talking about meeting your hubby at a high school dance; it's not going to humanize him.  You married a soulless automaton with more money than God.  Your hubby didn't "build" a damn thing except connections, and you might as well be telling your audience that because average Americans can't afford bread, let 'em cake.

Newsflash, Annie, this is the 21st Century.  We're seeing a rise in the househusbands and single fathers. Believe or not, some dads actually help their kids with homework...and take them to the doctor...and check on their elderly parents late at night.  Men know how to cook too, Annie.  They know how to operate a vacuum cleaner.  Now, I know that you and hubby are still stuck in the Fifties, but if you lowered the tinted windows of your Cadi long enough to observe the common folk in their native habitat, you'd be surprised at some of the changes we made over the last sixty years.

And don't think I didn't miss that frigid little kiss you two shared.  I know neither of you wanted to ruin your nine layers of makeup, but come on...I'm starting to wonder if Mittens wanked into a test tube while you hired some poor peasant woman to host those five boys we already know you didn't raise yourself.

Let's be real.  Mittens practically has PRINCESS tattooed across his ass, complete with the pink barbed wire and a matching "Spoiled Rotten" tramp stamp.  I wouldn't be surprised if he's banged every last maid, nanny, intern, and flight attendant he's come across during every single one of the forty-two years of your "marriage".

The only thing more amusing than you two are all the GOP royalty who turned out to show their - and I use this term loosely - "support".  They hate your husband, sweetie.  They want to step on his balls.  If he does become President, it's very likely Paul Ryan will roll over in bed the very night of their inauguration and smother Mittens with a pillow.

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  1. LOLOL!

    I refuse to watch any RNC coverage. I'd rather examine my front porch for ants.

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    1. I've watched segments. It was excruciating.

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  2. Granted, Romney isn’t anything close to what the GOP wants, but when life gives you lemons. Religion aside some whites only care about two things, getting that Negro out of office and consolidating power in both houses.

    The GOP figures they can deal with the Mormon thing and the Tax return issues later, but let’s win in November first. Romney may be a lot of things but he is a white man. Race loyalty can be a very powerful lure when you make up more than 79 percent of the population, and you’re a disenfranchised middle-class white person… standing alone in the voting booth. It could happen.

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    1. And that is the only reason why Mitt has any support. Because he's the Anti-Negro.

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    2. Exactly.The GOP didn't want him became he's a Mormon but as long as hes White,they will use him to do it.Jesus!they are nothing but of users.

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  3. That's it... that's it exactly. He's the Anything but that Negro candidate. That's the true platform of the Republican party. Its not jobs- or the looming deficit… or even Obama-care. That Negro has become the most powerful man in the world, and in the eyes of many whites he’s weak. Not aggressive enough, not like a white man, despite all those drone attacks.

    Political aggression is the white man’s domain. Because White male aggression is what keeps the world in check, moreover, it allows privileged whites in this country to feel safe. It ties into that hero/savior complex that seems to stricken most young white men.

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    1. But you know that if Obama was aggressive enough, he would be categorized as an angry black man who will worry the shit out of white folks.

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    2. I agree, and there’s the rub. Take the BP oil spill for instance. He was damned if he displayed genuine outrage, and yet equally- he was belittled for not showing enough outrage.

      Even one of his staunchest supports Chris Mathews verbalized disappointment in how Obama handled the crisis. In essence he wasn't acting like a white man. Ole Chris wasn’t saying it, but he darn-well inferred it. "But he’s too calm," some said… "he’s too cool," others snapped. The minute Obama failed to emulate the qualities some whites pride above all else (Anger and Aggression) white people From Both Parties pounced.

      Sadly, a white man can show genuine anger and it will never stick to his race. He can be aggressive and it will never reflect on him negatively. In contrast- not only is the black man prohibited from showing anger, he better not show anger if he knows what’s good for him.

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  4. I did try to watch the RNC convention and it's very uncomfortable to watch. Especially when one of the white delegates violently abuse the Black camerawoman with peanuts and said hateful things to her. RNC is just a white supremacist convention.

    La Reyna(Stephanie Baldwin)

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  5. Did you see the pandering to the latinos last night? I guess due to the one of the Romney sons being fluent in the language, they thought this would automatically translated to the Latino population. Not only with the Romney son, but Jeb Bush as well; his wife is Mexican so they were pulling all the stops with this one. It's laughable. Not one mention of their stance on immigration and the belief that all illegal immigrants should be sent back home regardless of their situations. One thing that always gets me is how they want to throw the immigrants under the bus, but are not willing to go after the corporations that actively go to their home countries to recruit workers. It really is a catch 22 situation for Latinos; damned if you do stay here and work but damned if you don't and go back home to either poverty or political strife. Now if only American's knew how our country screwed over Latin America with our draconian policies but that would be too much for the average citizen. Criticizing the country would be "Anti-American".
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    1. The GOP are seriously delusional.I just love they insult other people the want other minorities to make good out of themselves and support them.Pleazz........!

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    2. Makes me wonder if anyone has actually tried to calculate or make an estimate about the amount of dead bodies paving the way to the US. B/c we know governments make a living off of scaring people into traveling, through very dangerous routes, to the US to work for some times little to nothing only to be caste out when their green card allowances run out or something else. But I really want to know just how many people die each year just trying to get into the US. Because I know that number is too large and gross to be ignored by the US citizens. It's absolutely disgusting. We get our privileges and our so-called American Dream and they get horrible political, social and economic situations. The government hardly sees itself as the least bit responsible for the suffering of others.

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  6. And I thought Mitt was out of touch. This woman probably hasn't even seen another human being in decades.

    And I just love how icy the reception for Mitt is. It's almost like they aren't even disguising the fact the only reason they want him as president is solely to get Obama out of office.

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    1. And I thought Mitt was out of touch. This woman probably hasn't even seen another human being in decades.

      Seriously. This Refuglican aristocrat needs to go back into her gilded cave and stay there. She's no use to anyone out here.

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  7. K,

    Hahahahahaha!!! LOL! Stop it! I can't

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  8. I absolutely refused to watch that hot garbage. I already knew that as a WOC my ass had a huge target on it and that I want Mittens and Lyin Ryan nowhere near office. And I don't need the RNC to confirm that. Republikkkans have shown their ass spectacularly again.

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  9. I haven't watched none of RNC and won't.Its bad enough that they were always boring,but from what some reporters are saying about it,this is the most boring convention to date.Even some members of own party though it was dead.Poor Mittens,you got to feel for him(being sarcastic).He was the man that was supposed to be the spark that was going to enlighten the people. Instead,he end up putting 17million viewers to sleep. I'm not a Republican,but,I have to agree.I'm not hearing to many people talking about being excited by the convention and putting Clint Eastwood on the podium didn't help.

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    1. I watched an excerpt of the Clint Eastwood fiasco. Now I'm reading blogs having a field day with it.

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  10. When I heard about the black woman being attacked at the RNC, I was not surprised at all. In fact I had a flashback myself.

    Back in college I covered both the Democratic and Republican rallies for the 2000 election. I went to the Republican rally and got some of the dirtiest looks from white folks. I constantly flashed my media badge but those bastards weren't having it.

    I knew shit was unreal when this 8-year-old blond white girl scowled at me and tried to size my ass up with this "what's this n*gger doing here?" glare.

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    1. Leo Princess9/1/12, 5:46 PM

      Wait. Don't tell me. That 8 year old* was a liberal plant, paid to infiltrate and make the GOP look bad.

      *And it just hit me that she's now old enough to vote. Yippee.

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    2. Wait. Don't tell me. That 8 year old* was a liberal plant, paid to infiltrate and make the GOP look bad.

      *dead*

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    3. So much for the RNC being classy and Christian.Its sad to endocrine children into stuff like that.

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    4. Leo Princess9/2/12, 2:41 AM

      @ M - if you ask them, it's not indoctrination at all! They're simply training the child in the way they should go, as the Good Book instructs.

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    1. Leo Princess9/2/12, 2:39 AM

      *mega eye-roll* So he had a black girlfriend back in the day, whoop-de-do! More than a few misogynists marry and have sex with women, so what's his point?

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    2. He's trying to be Negro-bait and failing miserably.

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    3. And Thomas Jefferson and Strom Thurmond also fucked black women. I suppose we should be giving them the NAACP Lifetime Achievement Awards as well. Amirite?

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    4. Not that they were "hiding" her, but at the same time you have to wonder at the timing of all that mess too. I have no idea what they were thinking. Do they really think we are THAT shallow and easy to please? That we all don't think exacly like Leo or Neo right here?

      Not to mention you need to look sound feel and walk the walk and have a track record like Obama for this Negro to even get close to feeling baited. I'm just SAYING. Nobody White or Black they've dragged out has even come close.

      And I'll just end by saying I wish someone WOULD have tossed peanuts at me I really do. CNN or whoever it was woulda got a charge for a new camera on my expense report. It having been mysteriously broken in half somehow.

      I'm way too old and tired to act with class and decorum anymore when that sort of thing happens to me.

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    5. Bringing up his Black ex-girlfriend kind of reminds me when I was a kid/teen when the first George Bush paraded his part-Mexican grandchildren around during a campaign trying to gain Latino votes. He even referred to them as "the Brown children".

      And as for Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings, she was only one-quarter Black, so TJ should get only one-quater of the NAACP Lifetime Achievement Award. LOL

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  12. Plenty of white racists have exploited Black women sexually. Thomas Jefferson, Strom Thurmond, plenty of slaveowners and segregationalists, liberal racists, etc., have messed with Black women then and now. Ryan is no exception. So, the RNC wants us POC to give him a cookie for dating a Black woman? Please.

    La Reyna(Stephanie B.)

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  13. The NRC was the most hilarious show on TV. It was so funny how they tried so hard to not be racist idiots so far removed from the realities of the US's economy. And good ol boy Clint surely brought it home. Good job guys, y'all hit it out of the ballpark, ha.

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  14. Mary Burrell9/3/12, 8:04 PM

    It was one steaming pot of kaka. That rnc.

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  15. Now if this don't make you cry, well then you just don't have a heart.
    Randy Newman: "I'm Dreaming"

    I'M DREAMING:
    "George Washington was a white man
    Adams and Jefferson too
    Abe Lincoln was a white man, probably
    And William McKinley the whitest of them all
    Was shot down by an immigrant in Buffalo
    And a star fell out of heaven

    I'm dreaming of a white President
    Just like the ones we've always had
    A real live white man
    Who knows the score
    How to handle money or start a war
    Wouldn't even have to tell me what we were fighting for
    He'd be the right man
    If he were a..."

    So it goes.....
    Oh darn I'm tearing up again.

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