So Ann Coulter said Obama's political base comprises "stupid single women", but that's not what this post is about. I can't stop laughing at this comment:
Anntsy: She-Wolf of the Republicanistical Reich*dead*
I am the very model of the modern antiliberal,
Bloviating bile inimical, miasmal, and criminal.
Knuckle-dragging neocons deem me something of an oracle,
Though educated people find my arguments rhetorical;
In skewering straw men I'm both relentless and fanatical;
My use of attribution, though, is somewhat problematical.
For grieving 9/11 widows I heap nothing but abuse,
And I pray those wimpy liberals will be hanging from a noose.
I am vicious, rude, malicious, crude, and medically factitious;
And my injudicious outbursts mark a character fictitious.
In short, in matters forgettable, cannibal, and criminal,
I am the very model of the modern antiliberal.
— Which means a plagiarist: why sweat when one can always crib a pearl?
(This tends, I must confess, to make my writings most ephemeral.)
When Truth and Reason flee in dread, I'll give a Nazi fib a whirl.
I used to be a manly man but now am just a ribby girl:
I am the very model of the modern antiliberal!