My Thoughts on Political Incorrectness

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To be honest, whenever people - especially members of marginalized groups - bring up political incorrectness as a defense for some sort of fail, I just roll my eyes.  Political incorrectness, to me, is just another divide-and-conquer strategy to keep marginalized communities negatively focused on one another.

Ever notice how politically incorrect humor/observations, much like institutionalized racism, generally tend to flow one way - towards marginalized groups?  It's just a way to attempt to say something derogatory about a group and maintain immunity.  One might as well preface a statement with, "I'm not a racist/ transphobe/ sexist/ homophobe, but...."

See, I've noticed that groups like POC, for example, can't be fully "politically incorrect" about white people, not even in humor.  Hell, they walk out of friggin' Paul Mooney shows and most POC consider him to be pretty tame.  And for all the white folks who've traversed the blogosphere and gone home crying, understand that what you've read on the race blogs so far is actually diluted.  That's POC actually being nice - even on blogs like White Watch.  So if you're hurt, angered, and/or frightened by what POC have said so far, then you're not even remotely ready to handle what many POC actually want to say.

Let me throw some full-on, no holds barred, politically incorrect "humor" at you about white people.  Afterward, tell me how "amusing" it was.  Tell me how any POC could get away with saying this sort of thing regularly in public forums.

You ready?  *deep breath*
White people are becoming extinct and it's about goddamn time. They are the one group of people on earth whom absolutely no one else will miss. The only problem is, their extinction's not happening nearly fast enough. I mean, yeah...the negative birth rates and ain't-shit genes are doing some of the work and all, but that's just Nature, and Nature can be slow as hell.

Sometimes I feel as though POC all across the globe are just staring at the metaphoric clock waiting for it to strike midnight on white humanity. White folks don't seem to grasp just how borrowed their time is; that POC worldwide - at this point - are operating on sheer politeness, when we really don't have to.  Shit, most of us stay awake fantasizing about plunging a wooden stake into a vampire' heart.  You know...just to "see".

Like, sometimes I wonder if China's just rubbing her temples and saying shit to herself like, "We could helm a transcontinental alliance, invade the infested regions in full force, and just get it over with. Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh, there's a risk of global economic collapse, but not if we take a page from
their history: exterminate the pesky majority for its resources, then replace it with fellow POC so business can keep running as usual. Lord knows we've got billions worldwide to spare.  Pretty sure they wouldn't mind the commute."

I mean, you can't blame us. They've infected every continent on this globe, obliterated millions of fellow human beings - sometimes just for shits and giggles - and now they're making inroads into Antarctica when there ain't no people even there! WTF??? Why bother? They're not going to be around much longer anyway!

Fuck...die off already!  Pick up the fucking pace!
Say this - exactly like this - to a mixed audience and they will not be amused.  Expect a mass walk-out. You'll be lucky if the most you get is *crickets*. But put all the "porch monkeys, sand niggers, spics, chinks, fags, trannies, whores (as in women), or cripples" on cold, vicious blast, and before you can even finish your sentence, there goes the thundering applause.

Because while words have power, the slurs "cracker" and "cave wookie" (along with stereotypes about not being able to dance, roasting in the sun, and being the dumbest people on the planet) don't. Most white people hear that and just laugh.  But get politically incorrect with them in any way they haven't pre-approved, and suddenly there's a problem with being politically incorrect (notice how when Louis broached the future of white people, the laughter in the audience dimmed.  Notice also how quickly he had to get through that part).

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Disclaimer: For the record, I do NOT support the mass extermination of white people.  Genocide is wrong - period.  Furthermore, as a rather spiritual sort of pygmy, I take offense to killing.  I think it's the highest mark of mortal hubris to simply murder someone else in cold blood.

So go on ahead and breathe your sigh of relief, white people.

Comments

  1. Another perfect example of white folks not being able to handle political incorrectness:

    http://www.peopleofcolororganize.com/analysis/opinion/10-conversations-racism-im-sick-having-white-people/

    Now that was just me pointing out in a nice way 10 problematic conversations I constantly have with white folks all the time. Note the number of times they filipped their shit on that.

    Note how many times the white women have clutched pearls and cry racism yet none of them had dick to say when I called out the hardships that black women have to contend with.

    This post here summed it up beautifully:

    http://www.peopleofcolororganize.com/featured/general/message-editor-rascists-whites-truth-stay-fuck-away-niggers/

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  2. I would cheer and give you a standing ovation!

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  3. @Neo-Prodigy, I'm convinced that white women are among the most narcissitic people to walk the earth. They are not capable of accepting any conversation about oppression that does not paint them and their "suffering" as the most horrid on the face of the earth. You will be hard pressed to find ANY who will admit to her unshakable privilege in the Western world so they stop listening as soon as they realize the conversation is not a pity party for them.

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  4. If White people did go extinct I wouldn't miss them at all.

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  5. Nicthommi said...

    "I'm convinced that white women are among the most narcissitic people to walk the earth. They are not capable of accepting any conversation about oppression that does not paint them and their "suffering" as the most horrid on the face of the earth. You will be hard pressed to find ANY who will admit to her unshakable privilege in the Western world so they stop listening as soon as they realize the conversation is not a pity party for them."

    So true and the monstrous arrogance and gargantuan sense of entitelment they have is truly nauseating.

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  6. http://www.peopleofcolororganize.com/analysis/opinion/10-conversations-racism-im-sick-having-white-people/

    "If speshul liberal white folks feel that strongly that I should stay and fight for change, why don’t they do the heavy lifting"

    POC especially Black people should never underestimate White solidarity.

    I've personally been in a situation where it was clear that I was the the victim of a racially motivated campaign and ALL the White people rallied around the White perpetrator even though they had witnessed this bitch's racist hate campaign. Even the ones who had told me me how much they abhor racism in all it's forms and were supposedly liberals rallied around the bitch and blamed me.

    Despite all their rhetoric for most Whites it is ALWAYS about race and they don't care if their fellow White person is in the wrong, or a bully, they will rally around their fellow White person and protect them.

    White people in general are delusional and see what they want to see, so if they see a group of their fellow Whites stomping a Black person, in their witness statements they are quite capable of saying that they saw a Black guy attacking a group of innocent White people and them gently subduing him, the frightening part is that they will probably really believe that is what they saw.

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  7. Political correctness can kiss my black ass! I'm tired of hearing about how you have to be polite when talking about racism and not hurt white people's feelings. Hell-bloody no! Why the fuck should I be nice to them when they look down upon me from the damn start?

    Good fuckin grief!

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  8. *cry sexism

    @Nicthommi

    *lays the internet at your feet*

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  9. Nicthommi: Say it. Say that shit! Preach the damn sermon.

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  10. Y'all are making me REALLY glad that I was born and raised right where I reside. Sheeeeeeeeeet.

    It sounds as if I'd be in the nut house due to what you guys deal with almost every single day. O_@

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  11. Why can whites tell me what I should and shouldn't be offended by but if I start saying things they don't like, I gotta deal with WWT and I'm written off as the Angry Negress? Can I just build a resort for everyone sick of this ish to chill at when the arrogance of it all makes the slapping hand itchy?

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  12. @Robert, I'm sorry about your situation. And yeah I'm not the least bit surprised when it comes to white solidarity.

    That's why until they've proven otherwise (and admittedly I've been blessed to have more than a few in my life who have) I keep them at arms length.

    Because not only will they throw POCs under the bus but then they wanna gaslight you and goalpost shift in the process. And it's usually the white folks who work overtime trying to convince you that they're one of the "good ones."

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  13. Neo-Prodigy said...
    "@Robert, I'm sorry about your situation."

    Thanks. :)

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  14. @Lifecoaster, your comment reminds me of the recent story about a black female high school basketall player in Buffalo whose teammates' changed "1, 2, 3, N***a" before games.
    She finally told one off, got into a fight, and got suspended before anything was done.
    But yeah, she had to deal with their "whitesplaining" and since no adults intervened, she handled things on her own.
    She STILL wound up spending more time suspended than her future Klan member teammates though.

    Oh, and the article about her story ended with a "biracial" girl explaining why the chant was really okay.

    Ugh, I can't deal with the whole "you should REALLY be worrying about" or "that's not really racist [b/c you don't have a rope around your neck]"...

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  15. "Ugh, I can't deal with the whole "you should REALLY be worrying about" or "that's not really racist [b/c you don't have a rope around your neck]"... "

    Actually, they'd still say it isn't racist even WITH a rope around your neck, if that 'politically incorrect' Halloween party photo on Tumblr is anything to go by.

    "Oh, and the article about her story ended with a "biracial" girl explaining why the chant was really okay."

    Well, if a coloured gal says it's ok, then it must be ok! Quit being so angry! Seriously, though, I am not surprised by that at all.

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  16. LOL@That Whitewatch link!! Oh that's some good stuff right there! What's good enough for the gander, is good enough for the goose....

    Pale people will try to tell you what racism is and is not, and that they are not being racists...even as they string you up to a tree or the back of a pick up. I don't pussyfoot around the feelings of these people anymore. God knows they don't give a shyt about ours and have been quite PROactive in letting PoC know how they feel about us. My face stings from turning the other cheek so much. Fuck 'em.

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  17. ***comment moderation***

    Anonymous, use a name.

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  18. Honestly I think we should be able to carry around a Stupid Stick and every time a white person says something stupid or fucked up, we should be able to smack them upside the head with the stupid stick.

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