"John Carter of Mars is inexplicably transported to the mysterious and exotic planet Mars, and becomes embroiled in a conflict of epic proportions and discovers that the survival of the planet and its people rests in his hands."
Sound familiar, anyone?
"Something new can come into this world?" Seriously? *rubs temples* What is even remotely "new" about this scenario?
May the gods let this movie flop. Like, horribly.