Okay, folks; it looks like we're back to black. And alas, there is no picture currently available of Mary-fucking-Turcotte.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From Jam Donaldson:
From Jam Donaldson:
The New York Daily News is reporting that a Brooklyn nun called police last week claiming she had been sexually assaulted by a 6'4", 250 pound black man who was around 40... no wait 50, yeah that's the ticket, he was 50 years old.From David Lohr:
...Police released a sketch and put out an alert asking for the public's help in locating this sinister, black nun-raper. The sketch looked a lot like Satan!
However, police became suspicious, finding it very hard to believe that some big black dude carrying a white unconscious nun in a full habit, would have gone unnoticed for eight blocks. Even in New York.
...before you could say "thou shalt not lie" the nun contacted police and recanted the entire story.
She explained that she had made up the whole thing in an effort to cover up a sexual relationship she was having with a local bodega worker that she sneaked into the back door of the convent for sexytime.
The case is eerily similar to the one involving WABC's [Heiffer] Jones. The 37-year-old New York City meteorologist and occasional forecaster on "Good Morning America" went to police on Dec. 1 and told them that a Hispanic man had attacked her while she was jogging. But Jones' story had inconsistencies, and she later admitted making the whole thing up, police said.Jones has denied any wrongdoing. She is scheduled to appear in court next month on two misdemeanor counts of falsifying records. If convicted, she could be sentenced to up to a year in jail.
The New York Police Department said it was not clear whether charges would be filed against Turcotte.
"It is still an ongoing investigation," NYPD spokesman Sgt. Kevin Hayes told AOL News.
Victims' advocates say false rape claims are extremely rare. RAINN, the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network, says one in six women and one in 33 men will be sexually assaulted within their lifetime.
Disclaimer: Do not go out and actually kill this bitch; that's not what I'm advocating here. "Kill this Bitch" just has a ring to it. And going straight into my post right after the title maintains momentum, hence the appearance of this disclaimer at the end. Now...if you do kill this bitch, don't blame me. Don't even mention Moi. The point of posts like these is to get people to accept responsibility for their own actions, and crazies like you are not exempt.